Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, effective slug.

Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem created the planet Earth eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not shave your head.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Safnurttom Hamnabgabxem.

4. Never bounce in the presence of grasshopers.

5. Always look both ways before crossing roads.