Nibyatcut is a god.

She takes the form of a four hundred metre long, amazing swallow.

Nibyatcut created a top quark five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nibyatcut, she will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nibyatcut, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Nibyatcut's most sacred site is Hondarribia in Spain.

Nibyatcut's Holy Commandments

1. Always help badgers in need.

2. Never talk about spacetime near gulls while wearing purple shirts and balancing nine gold spheres on your head.

3. Do not listen to music.

4. Never mention seals.

5. Nibyatcut loves bats, so they must be honoured.