Riplatcad is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, pitiless beaver.

Riplatcad created the Small Magellanic Cloud six million years ago.

If you believe in Riplatcad, it will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Riplatcad, it will not care at all.

Riplatcad's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Riplatcad's Holy Commandments

1. You must never eat cucumbers.

2. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

3. Do not make images of living things.

4. Mites are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Never play with disobedient children.