Dubhuncat is a god.

It takes the form of an exceedingly large, compassionate parrot.

Dubhuncat created Asia three billion years ago.

If you believe in Dubhuncat, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Dubhuncat, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Dubhuncat's most sacred site is Cusihuiriachi in Mexico.

Dubhuncat's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

2. Erect a large silicon sculpture of Dubhuncat on top of all buildings.

3. Never wear shoes.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Always treat manatees with great respect.