Hancettal is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, moody zebra.

Hancettal created a top quark six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hancettal, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hancettal, she will have a low opinion of you.

Hancettal's most sacred site is Aimala in Finland.

Hancettal's Holy Commandments

1. Never fashion tools from clay.

2. Always act with purity when addressing priests.

3. Always cleanse blood with water.

4. Do not shave your legs.

5. Never gather five nematodes in one place.