Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap is a god.

It takes the form of a small, unsympathetic bear.

Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap created the Tadpole Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap, it will send four elephants to rub you out.

Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not stand on grass.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of nickel.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Do not take Yattmutvol Rigtikbinlap's name in vain.

5. Do not make images of living things.