Flangonqueeg is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, uncaring hare.

Flangonqueeg created humankind eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Flangonqueeg, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Flangonqueeg, she will attempt to scare you with floods.

Flangonqueeg's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Flangonqueeg's Holy Commandments

1. Always help sick ants.

2. Never talk about dwarf planets.

3. Respect rivers and do not attempt to bridge them.

4. Always treat snails with great respect.

5. Fast once a month.