Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast is a god.

He takes the form of a minute, boastful bird.

Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast created snails four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast, he will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast, he will curse you with boils.

Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast's Holy Commandments

1. Never think ill of sick doves.

2. Do not step barefoot upon mauve earth.

3. Never feed cherries to voles while wearing skirts.

4. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Pogbapnandabsassafvenbast.

5. Do not laugh at rivers.