Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, pitiless mole.

Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab created a Higgs boson three billion years ago.

If you believe in Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab, he will turn you into a blue tit.

Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab's Holy Commandments

1. Never feed melons to squirrels while wearing hats.

2. Erect a large platinum sculpture of Misortcunquimdodkopquafcab on top of all buildings.

3. Never write about asteroids.

4. Do not make images of living things.

5. Pray towards the north.