Lamhigfarn Faryatvog is a god.

She takes the form of a heavy, annoying seal.

Lamhigfarn Faryatvog created matter seven million years ago.

If you believe in Lamhigfarn Faryatvog, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Lamhigfarn Faryatvog, she will laugh at you.

Lamhigfarn Faryatvog's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Lamhigfarn Faryatvog's Holy Commandments

1. Do not travel during summer.

2. Do not study nucleic acids on holy days.

3. Always maintain patience during holy days.

4. Always wash your chest before prayer.

5. Do not consume figs at dawn.