Honlarpjarn is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, tranquil wren.

Honlarpjarn created the Sol system nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Honlarpjarn, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Honlarpjarn, she will come to you in dreams.

Honlarpjarn's most sacred site is Qangwa in Botswana.

Honlarpjarn's Holy Commandments

1. Run away from yellow sharks, for they are unholy.

2. Never talk about quantum gravity.

3. Retreat if seven hamsters approach from the west.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Honlarpjarn must be the most important thing in your life.