Viltagdim is a god.

It takes the form of a huge, smart fairy.

Viltagdim created humanity seven million years ago.

If you believe in Viltagdim, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Viltagdim, it will destroy your favourite solar system.

Viltagdim's most sacred site is Edenryd in Sweden.

Viltagdim's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of silicon.

2. Do not travel during summer.

3. Never feed pineapples to voles while wearing magenta corsets.

4. Always treat dogs with great respect.

5. Always cleanse your hands after touching lead.