Safpangarp is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, temperamental alligator.

Safpangarp created the Black Eye Galaxy two billion years ago.

If you believe in Safpangarp, it will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Safpangarp, it will hide angry, poisonous spiders in your dwelling place.

Safpangarp's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Safpangarp's Holy Commandments

1. Put Safpangarp first in all things.

2. Never talk about evolution by means of natural selection.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Never laugh in holy places.

5. Do not drink alcohol.