Vilstiplad is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, competent duck.

Vilstiplad created parasitic wasps five billion years ago.

If you believe in Vilstiplad, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Vilstiplad, she will send you a strongly worded letter.

Vilstiplad's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Vilstiplad's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

3. Do not eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

5. Do not chop down trees.