Tenmonrullsafyatt is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, dishonourable frog.

Tenmonrullsafyatt created light seven million years ago.

If you believe in Tenmonrullsafyatt, it will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tenmonrullsafyatt, it will come to you in dreams.

Tenmonrullsafyatt's most sacred site is Panormos in Greece.

Tenmonrullsafyatt's Holy Commandments

1. Do not cook food in pots.

2. Never talk about thermodynamics near eagles while wearing turquoise coats and balancing five iron spheres on your face.

3. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

4. Never wear shorts.

5. Always obey Tenmonrullsafyatt's priests.