Flagnartrag is a god.

It takes the form of a slim, awesome faun.

Flagnartrag created the Large Magellanic Cloud four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Flagnartrag, it will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Flagnartrag, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Flagnartrag's most sacred site is Quellendorf in Germany.

Flagnartrag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about electromagnetism.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Fast once a month.

4. Do not listen to music.

5. Never eat bark.