Cimfadfob is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, happy finch.

Cimfadfob created the Milkyway eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cimfadfob, it will laugh at you.

If you do not believe in Cimfadfob, it will not care.

Cimfadfob's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Cimfadfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not hop in public.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.