Rapwabfonfud is a god.

He takes the form of a giant, capable coyote.

Rapwabfonfud created the world three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Rapwabfonfud, he will give you lots of grapes.

If you do not believe in Rapwabfonfud, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Rapwabfonfud's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Rapwabfonfud's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

2. Run away if six dolphins approach from the east.

3. Do not covet oxen.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place in indigo.