Minzenhap is a god.

He takes the form of a slender, staggering mole.

Minzenhap created light eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Minzenhap, he will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Minzenhap, he will destroy your favourite solar system.

Minzenhap's most sacred site is Saint-Sauvan in France.

Minzenhap's Holy Commandments

1. Always stare at clouds.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Minzenhap.

3. You must love Minzenhap.

4. Do not hurt otters.

5. Draw representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.