Listbudtif is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, confident shrew.

Listbudtif created gold eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Listbudtif, it will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Listbudtif, it will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Listbudtif's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Listbudtif's Holy Commandments

1. Do not take Listbudtif's name in vain.

2. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in violet.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about dwarf planets.

5. Never talk about seals.