Quamabjop is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unthoughtful chinchilla.

Quamabjop created the Large Magellanic Cloud eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quamabjop, he will not care.

If you do not believe in Quamabjop, he will be very sad.

Quamabjop's most sacred site is Gulval in England.

Quamabjop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not commit murder.

2. Do not speak about bread.

3. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Never mention cats.