Wodyarfot is a god.

She takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, awesome armadillo.

Wodyarfot created a photon eight thousand years ago.

If you believe in Wodyarfot, she will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Wodyarfot, she will send four elderly elephants to rub you out.

Wodyarfot's most sacred site is Vinezac in France.

Wodyarfot's Holy Commandments

1. Remain kneeling during prayer.

2. Hide from black horses for they are unholy.

3. Never allow dolphins to witness sacred rites.

4. Always take life seriously.

5. Never think about black holes.