Fligspaglop is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, resourceful skunk.

Fligspaglop created dark matter four years ago.

If you believe in Fligspaglop, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Fligspaglop, he will destroy your home planet.

Fligspaglop's most sacred site is Paavola in Finland.

Fligspaglop's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of titanium.

2. Walk at least nine thousand metres per day.

3. Run away if four moths approach from the north.

4. Always make sure there are no snails in a room before entering it.

5. Always look after injured birds.