Tamwabfobyam is a god.

He takes the form of a very heavy, sapient wyrm.

Tamwabfobyam created the planet Saturn eight million years ago.

If you believe in Tamwabfobyam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Tamwabfobyam, he will send twenty eight swans to peck you to death.

Tamwabfobyam's most sacred site is Gorslas in Wales.

Tamwabfobyam's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate moths.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. You must love Tamwabfobyam.

4. Never speak the names of comets aloud.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Tamwabfobyam.