Fagcadgam is a god.

It takes the form of a large, generous salamander.

Fagcadgam created the Milkyway three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fagcadgam, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Fagcadgam, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Fagcadgam's most sacred site is Nuorgam in Finland.

Fagcadgam's Holy Commandments

1. Hide if six bats approach from the east.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Radishes are unclean and should not be eaten.

4. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

5. Learn nine new languages a year.