Tailbimlenquat is a god.

He takes the form of a very fat, able hummingbird.

Tailbimlenquat created a Higgs boson nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Tailbimlenquat, he will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Tailbimlenquat, he will destroy your home planet.

Tailbimlenquat's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Tailbimlenquat's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear coats.

2. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Tailbimlenquat.

3. Aardvarks are not to be trusted.

4. Do not hurt geese.

5. Never think ill of sick eagles.