Ominpogweg is a god.

She takes the form of a slender, prudent sheep.

Ominpogweg created humanity six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Ominpogweg, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Ominpogweg, she will turn you into a plant.

Ominpogweg's most sacred site is Burras in England.

Ominpogweg's Holy Commandments

1. Never run in the presence of sheep.

2. Do not trade with those who eat turnips.

3. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Always make a point of helping unfortunate snakes.

5. Hide if six whales approach from the north.