Mobvogfas Wikmapdot is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, humorless fish.

Mobvogfas Wikmapdot created Europe six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mobvogfas Wikmapdot, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Mobvogfas Wikmapdot, he will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Mobvogfas Wikmapdot's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Mobvogfas Wikmapdot's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak of fate in the presence of strangers.

2. Always cleanse oil with water.

3. Retreat if four foxes approach from the south.

4. Never eat oranges on days of mourning.

5. Never allow otters to sleep beneath your roof.