Tunpinflat is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, dishonest hummingbird.

Tunpinflat created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Tunpinflat, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Tunpinflat, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Tunpinflat's most sacred site is Glastonbury Tor in England.

Tunpinflat's Holy Commandments

1. Learn seven new languages a year.

2. Do not speak of quantum gravity near sacred fires.

3. Never talk about fluid mechanics.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Do not dye your hair mauve.