Gabquillnad is a god.

She takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, merciless wolf.

Gabquillnad created the Black Eye Galaxy nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gabquillnad, she will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Gabquillnad, she will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Gabquillnad's most sacred site is Dimson in England.

Gabquillnad's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about nebulae.

2. Paint representations of moons on the walls of your dwelling place.

3. Always share apples with strangers, but never with gulls.

4. Never mention mites.

5. Do not sit at crossroads.