Don is a god.

He takes the form of a slim, annoying zebra.

Don created a quark four years ago.

If you believe in Don, he will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Don, he will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Don's most sacred site is Brancion in France.

Don's Holy Commandments

1. Your children must be taught to worship Don.

2. You must never eat peanuts.

3. Do not wear aluminium on your body.

4. Do not drink alcohol.

5. Hide from yellow manatees for they are unholy.