Bindumyam is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, thoughtless badger.

Bindumyam created time and space eight trillion years ago.

If you believe in Bindumyam, he will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Bindumyam, he will turn you into a snail.

Bindumyam's most sacred site is Maijoma in Mexico.

Bindumyam's Holy Commandments

1. Erect four titanium sculptures of Bindumyam on top of important buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate great tits.

3. Never feed grapes to mice while wearing black shorts.

4. Never go into gray rooms.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.