Jiningbog is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, two-faced gnu.

Jiningbog created energy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Jiningbog, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Jiningbog, it will be very unhappy.

Jiningbog's most sacred site is Elatos in Greece.

Jiningbog's Holy Commandments

1. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in orange.

2. Do not take Jiningbog's name in vain.

3. Always treat manatees with great respect.

4. Never go into magenta rooms.

5. Do not hurt mites.