Sigtarfig is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, amazing bat.

Sigtarfig created a down quark twelve years ago.

If you believe in Sigtarfig, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Sigtarfig, it will attempt to scare you with lightening.

Sigtarfig's most sacred site is Farnetta in Italy.

Sigtarfig's Holy Commandments

1. Never prepare melons during spring.

2. Never eat lemons.

3. Put Sigtarfig first in all things.

4. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

5. Always store onions above ground.