Fudbusvab is a god.

He takes the form of a six thousand metre long, conceited bear.

Fudbusvab created humanity seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Fudbusvab, he will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Fudbusvab, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Fudbusvab's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Fudbusvab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse ash with water.

2. Always make sure there are no eagles in a building before entering it.

3. Walk at least five thousand metres per day.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Fudbusvab.