Tungonlarp Artcabduss is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely fat, unselfish hummingbird.

Tungonlarp Artcabduss created the planet Jupiter six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Tungonlarp Artcabduss, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Tungonlarp Artcabduss, she will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Tungonlarp Artcabduss' most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Tungonlarp Artcabduss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion models of living things.

2. Tungonlarp Artcabduss must be the most important thing in your life.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Hide if five hamsters approach from the east.