Witbogquaf is a god.

She takes the form of a three thousand metre long, prudent narwhal.

Witbogquaf created snails two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Witbogquaf, she will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Witbogquaf, she will turn you into a mole.

Witbogquaf's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Witbogquaf's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about galaxies.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Never think about electromagnetism.

4. Always pray in complete darkness.

5. Do not commit murder.