Nabnurtgup is a god.

It takes the form of a heavy, compassionate eagle.

Nabnurtgup created an atom seven million years ago.

If you believe in Nabnurtgup, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Nabnurtgup, it will turn you into a slug.

Nabnurtgup's most sacred site is Manja in Madagascar.

Nabnurtgup's Holy Commandments

1. Never jump in holy places.

2. Cucumbers are unclean and must never pass your lips.

3. Never mention grasshopers.

4. Hamsters are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Fast once a month.
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