Govnegpas is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, flying chicken.

Govnegpas created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Govnegpas, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Govnegpas, it will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Govnegpas' most sacred site is Hobeck in Germany.

Govnegpas' Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Govnegpas' priests.

2. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

3. Never write about the inheritance of acquired characteristics.

4. Do not speak about tomatoes.

5. Never mention sheep.