Vadveggov is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, awesome cobra.

Vadveggov created time and space five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Vadveggov, he will grant your every desire.

If you do not believe in Vadveggov, he will turn you into a hamster.

Vadveggov's most sacred site is Penpont in Scotland.

Vadveggov's Holy Commandments

1. Look mercifully on unfortunate badgers.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Never wear white coats.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Hide if seven hamsters approach from the east.
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