Nelyamstig is a god.

She takes the form of an exceedingly fat, clever owl.

Nelyamstig created the Black Eye Galaxy four billion years ago.

If you believe in Nelyamstig, she will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Nelyamstig, she will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Nelyamstig's most sacred site is Villaseta in Italy.

Nelyamstig's Holy Commandments

1. Nelyamstig loves moths, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not trade with those who eat wheat.

3. Hide if six doves approach from the east.

4. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.

5. Do not cook food in pots.
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