Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, fast deer.

Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton created viruses five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton, she will not care.

If you do not believe in Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton, she will turn you into a frog.

Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton's most sacred site is Makopong in Botswana.

Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in white rooms.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of base metals.

3. Always obey Latnanmil Hitpakhogflagcussbog Hattinton's priests.

4. Do not covet oxen.

5. Look mercifully on unfortunate squirrels.