Cussvinkab is a god.

It takes the form of an extremely thin, clever squid.

Cussvinkab created Africa four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cussvinkab, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Cussvinkab, it will turn you into a giant snail.

Cussvinkab's most sacred site is Oppin in Germany.

Cussvinkab's Holy Commandments

1. Never eat strawberries.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Do not wear violet clothing.

4. Mice are not to be trusted.

5. Never hurt dolphins.