Milbantun is a god.

It takes the form of a five hundred metre long, clever hyena.

Milbantun created the Small Magellanic Cloud three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Milbantun, it will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Milbantun, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Milbantun's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Milbantun's Holy Commandments

1. Do not sing in public.

2. You must love Milbantun.

3. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Never talk about dolphins.