Bimpinmis is a god.
She takes the form of a corpulent, bad-tempered
crocodile.
Bimpinmis created Mount Everest four trillion years ago.
If you believe in
Bimpinmis, she will approve.
If you do not believe in
Bimpinmis, she will send minions to preach to you.
Bimpinmis' most sacred site is Chettipet in India.
Bimpinmis' Holy Commandments1. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Bimpinmis in the centre of the settlement.
2. Never hurt gulls.
3. Do not eat turnips.
4. Retreat if seven mites approach from the north.
5. You must love Bimpinmis.