Dogfunont is a god.

She takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, selfish jackal.

Dogfunont created dark matter five million years ago.

If you believe in Dogfunont, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Dogfunont, she will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Dogfunont's most sacred site is Gorbio in France.

Dogfunont's Holy Commandments

1. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Dogfunont.

2. Never write about comets.

3. Hide if four snails approach from the south.

4. Always look after injured birds.

5. Dogfunont loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.