Gebligfat is a god.

It takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, tiresome rat.

Gebligfat created life nine quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gebligfat, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gebligfat, it will attempt to scare you with earthquakes.

Gebligfat's most sacred site is Fangchuan in China.

Gebligfat's Holy Commandments

1. Never think about ultrasonics near otters while wearing black scarves and balancing eight lead spheres on your hands.

2. Never go into purple rooms.

3. Always help sick grasshopers.

4. Do not chop down trees.

5. Erect a large titanium sculpture of Gebligfat on top of all buildings.