Gofarnpin is a god.

He takes the form of a four thousand metre long, deceitful otter.

Gofarnpin created the Sunflower Galaxy four years ago.

If you believe in Gofarnpin, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Gofarnpin, he will make you grow a tail.

Gofarnpin's most sacred site is Hej in Sweden.

Gofarnpin's Holy Commandments

1. Fast once a month.

2. Never sing in spring.

3. Do not chop down trees.

4. Walk at least seven thousand metres per day.

5. Do not count beyond six during ceremonies.