Busnurqueegbest is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely heavy, sapient wasp.

Busnurqueegbest created the cosmos four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Busnurqueegbest, he will be very happy.

If you do not believe in Busnurqueegbest, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Busnurqueegbest's most sacred site is Morella in Spain.

Busnurqueegbest's Holy Commandments

1. Show mercy to disobedient children.

2. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

3. Busnurqueegbest loves birds, so they must be honoured.

4. Put Busnurqueegbest first in all things.

5. Never wear violet shirts.