Zogpadxucominbad is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, boastful rat.

Zogpadxucominbad created a Higgs boson two million years ago.

If you believe in Zogpadxucominbad, he will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zogpadxucominbad, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Zogpadxucominbad's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Zogpadxucominbad's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear pink boots.

2. Do not listen to music.

3. Do not prepare cherries while wearing ear rings.

4. Never eat lemons on holy days.

5. Never allow eagles to sleep beneath your roof.