Sugxennurt is a god.

He takes the form of an eight hundred metre long, ill-tempered slug.

Sugxennurt created time and space eighteen thousand years ago.

If you believe in Sugxennurt, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Sugxennurt, he will denounce you as a heretic.

Sugxennurt's most sacred site is Karikalampakkam in India.

Sugxennurt's Holy Commandments

1. Put Sugxennurt first in all things.

2. Run away if seven snails approach from the south.

3. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Sugxennurt in the centre of the settlement.

4. Paint representations of stars on the walls of your dwelling place in purple.

5. You must never eat melons.