Konflaptarp is a god.

It takes the form of a plump, grumpy lizard.

Konflaptarp created the universe six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Konflaptarp, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Konflaptarp, it will send minions to preach to you.

Konflaptarp's most sacred site is Camon in France.

Konflaptarp's Holy Commandments

1. Konflaptarp loves snakes, so they must be honoured.

2. Do not make images of living things.

3. Never eat green fruit.

4. Do not dye your hair blue.

5. Always take life seriously.