Janinggof is a god.

She takes the form of a fat, tranquil wyrm.

Janinggof created a bottom quark three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Janinggof, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Janinggof, she will refuse to believe in you.

Janinggof's most sacred site is Ringsted in Denmark.

Janinggof's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear orange clothing.

2. Never mark doors with yellow.

3. Never feed parsnips to shrews while wearing kilts.

4. Do not fashion sacred items from ash.

5. Do not make images of living things.