Mobmatcunquill is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, all-knowing zebra.

Mobmatcunquill created the Small Magellanic Cloud five million years ago.

If you believe in Mobmatcunquill, he will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Mobmatcunquill, he will curse you with boils.

Mobmatcunquill's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Mobmatcunquill's Holy Commandments

1. Never discuss nucleic acids in public assemblies.

2. Always make sure there are no tapirs in a room before entering it.

3. Do not dye your hair green.

4. Do not hurt manatees.

5. Do not stand on grass.