Sasjatdut is a god.

He takes the form of a two thousand metre long, all-knowing dragonfly.

Sasjatdut created matter four years ago.

If you believe in Sasjatdut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Sasjatdut, he will turn you into a mole.

Sasjatdut's most sacred site is Hetta in Finland.

Sasjatdut's Holy Commandments

1. Sasjatdut loves doves, so they must be respected.

2. Never talk about solid mechanics near frogs while wearing magenta coats.

3. Never feed lots of turnips to ducks while wearing blue ear rings.

4. Do not speak about strawberries.

5. Do not kill otters.
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