Nabzogpom is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, blissful rat.

Nabzogpom created the planet Mars two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nabzogpom, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Nabzogpom, it will torture you forever.

Nabzogpom's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Nabzogpom's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a large lead sculpture of Nabzogpom on top of all buildings.

2. Look mercifully on unfortunate dogs.

3. Never talk about fire.

4. Nabzogpom must be the most important thing in your life.

5. Do not take Nabzogpom's name in vain.