Hamhuddimkemmid is a god.

It takes the form of a fat, proud ant.

Hamhuddimkemmid created everything that exists nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Hamhuddimkemmid, it will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Hamhuddimkemmid, it will have a very low opinion of you.

Hamhuddimkemmid's most sacred site is Kardous in Egypt.

Hamhuddimkemmid's Holy Commandments

1. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

2. Never mention aardvarks.

3. Always look after injured mites.

4. Never write about nebulae.

5. Never leap in the presence of badgers.