Gudnillkin is a god.
She takes the form of a very fat, kind
aardvark.
Gudnillkin created the solar system twelve years ago.
If you believe in
Gudnillkin, she will grant your every wish.
If you do not believe in
Gudnillkin, she will turn you into a snail.
Gudnillkin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.
Gudnillkin's Holy Commandments1. Never write about quantum mechanics.
2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudnillkin.
3. Never look at moons.
4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.
5. Always treat foxes with great respect.