Gudnillkin is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, kind aardvark.

Gudnillkin created the solar system twelve years ago.

If you believe in Gudnillkin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Gudnillkin, she will turn you into a snail.

Gudnillkin's most sacred site is Shengyou in China.

Gudnillkin's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about quantum mechanics.

2. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Gudnillkin.

3. Never look at moons.

4. Never think about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Always treat foxes with great respect.